Clueless Diva

Something is very very wrong with you when you start to make these observations like through a third person's eye:

Apart from your colleagues, your papers and your files (and of course church), you know no one else and you know nothing else.

You did not notice that the kitchen is greasy and is in need of a clean.

You failed to see that dustbunnies are having a field time on the carpet.

You sighed everytime you see the mounting clean and unclean laundry.

You hardly know what to do with the bathroom that you know and you know should have been cleaned last week.

You stared at your wardrobe and wondered where all did your clothes went while the unironed clean clothes cried soundlessly from their unsorted pile to be ironed and put away.

You pretended that the balcony is not dirty and the balcony furniture were covered in dust.

You took a look at the sofa and said Hi! cos you have not seen the sofa for a very long time.

You do not know what is on the TV tonight. Gracious! This coming from Eliss!

You forgot that you still have that chicken drumstick in the freezer that has been frozen for the past six months.

Paperwork is piling on the table and you just used them as place mats for your hot dishes.

More and more, you realise that your soul belongs to the company. You live, breathe and eat Rex. If not for well-concerned colleagues, you will sleep in the office if you could.

Your poor husband felt bewildered when you never come home until averaging at about 8, 9 or 10 o'clock wondering why you do not feel tired or hungry after working the whole day.

HELP ME OPRAH!!!!!!!!!