Got this funny piece of real life experience off a magazine:
'My fiance and I offered to take care of my brother's adorable golden retriver while he was away. We live in a one-room studio apartment, so when we started feeling frisky, there was nowhere for us to put the dog. I guess he got a little jealous, because while we were in the missionary position, the dog jump on top of my fiance and started licking his butt. I have never seen anyone jumped so high as my fiance did when he felt that sloppy, wet tongue on his behind.'
Jennifer, 27
Moral of the story: Do not have sex in front of your pets or else they would join in. Orgies anyone?
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